14638 ª February 9 3:55 PM. If you’ve ever worked in retail, you MUST download this song. Apparently, back in the mid 1960’s, Woolworth decided that the best way to motivate their managers was to hire one Michael Brown to compose and sing a snappy pop tune just for them, with predictably bizarre results. Here at the store, it’s become our new anthem. For more info the tune and it’s creator go here and scroll down. [MetaFilter]

Oy vey! It’s really painful!