(via xkcd.com)
Fun Stuff
Vista features that didn't make the cut
Here’s a very funny article about Windows Vista features that didn’t make it into the RC.
Some of the features:
- Mimesweeper
- Safe Delete
- Start Menu Action Field
Vista Presentation
This is a great mash-up of a Windows Vista presentation audio with a Mac OS X demonstration.
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
Via defective yeti:
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
Revision 88 / Serial number 54892
Revision 88 / Serial number 54892
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It’s not that kind of seal.
> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton’s shoes.
> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton’s shoes.
A new word
Rovenge (rO-‘venj), n: Politically motivated retribution. The White House sought rovenge against Joseph Wilson.
You too can have a lucrative government job
Visit cronyjobs.com to secure a lucrative career both decrying and luxuriating in the spoils of Big Government! No experience necessary!
Bush passes a note to Condi
Bush writes a note asking for permission to take a potty break during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. (via MetaFilter)
