Draft Wesley Crusher for President
Ensign Crusher is the perfect candidate for 2004. Serving for years with his mother on the U.S.S. Enterprise, this Starfleet cadet has what it takes to defeat Bush. If he ran, Crusher would be the only candidate to have intergalactic combat experience. Crusher can get people and aliens of all colors and races together, even those who have never voted before. [via wil wheaton dot net]